5 Reasons Why Tactical Boyfriends Rock

So the other day we went to a local drinking establishment to watch the Brewers game. At some point I dropped my sunglasses under the bar. I asked The Boy if he had his flashlight on him. At that moment I realized how nice a tactical boyfriend is to have on hand. Here are some of the top reasons:

5. When looking for your sunglasses in a dark bar you can ask for the pen light in his pants pocket.
4. Asking the boy for the pocket knife is way easier than finding the one burred in your purse.
3. Because of the built-in GPS, they always seem to know where you left your keys.
2. No matter what multitool is within arms reach it will always have a bottle opener.
1. Carrying a purse everywhere is not longer needed due to cargo pants that have pockets inside, the pockets, inside the pockets.